1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    A suggestion for a new avatar?
     
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    1. Prowler86
      Such as???
       
      Prowler86, Jul 17, 2019
    2. eendagsvlieg
      How about this one? :)
       
      eendagsvlieg, Jul 17, 2019
  2. Pawnawnie

    Pawnawnie Porn Star

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    A worm
     
  3. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    The gift of laughter, just not from any of my dumb jokes...
     
  4. cumdrinker70

    cumdrinker70 Porn Star

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    The ability to run 5k again so he can join me on my morning runs
     
  5. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    A better running partner :D but if you wanted to join me on my 60km Saturday bike ride :D
     
    1. cumdrinker70
      60k on a bike I think if I took my time I could manage that....come on lets do it
       
      cumdrinker70, Jul 17, 2019
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      I'll have to pace myself a bit as well, slacked off over winter but I think if the traffic's good I'd still do it in about 2 1/2 hours.
       
      RelentlessOblivion, Jul 17, 2019
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  6. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    A can of spider repellant
     
  7. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A trip to Prague
     
  8. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    A guided tour of the Death Star
     
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  9. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Insatiable Swedish lesbians to pander to his every whim
     
    1. RelentlessOblivion
      Psst bro think it through...if they're lesbians that means, well you can figure out the problem I'm sure...
       
      RelentlessOblivion, Jul 17, 2019
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    2. dirtyjedi
      They are not there to fuck they are entertainment lol
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    a key ring that makes the light sabre noises
     
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  11. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A hot boxing session
     
  12. 1labelho

    1labelho Porn Star

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    The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Sounds like something I'd enjoy reading
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
  13. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Diamonds because girls love that stuff
     
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  14. 1labelho

    1labelho Porn Star

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    Ha, do we now.
     
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      Pressed carbon yeh most girls to just for little sparklers
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Based on what @dirtyjedi just said - a new duster?
     
  16. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A huge burger with bacon and cheese
     
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    1. bigbird
      dude - we are now best friends
       
      bigbird, Jul 17, 2019
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    2. dirtyjedi
      My gifts are the best lol
      who doesn't love big fat burgers
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
  17. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    a solid gold key-ring that makes light sabre noises
     
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  18. 1labelho

    1labelho Porn Star

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    Lunch.
     
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Don't you mean can you be dessert!
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
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    3. bigbird
      i was being polite (for a change)
       
      bigbird, Jul 17, 2019
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    4. dirtyjedi
      You can still be a horny fucker and polite,it's just a different way of pulling a girls seat out for her
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
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    5. bigbird
      i normally get slapped when i go for the seat
       
      bigbird, Jul 17, 2019
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    6. dirtyjedi
      Best not to stick your head up their skirt
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 17, 2019
  19. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Her life narrated by a smooth Englishman
     
  20. 1labelho

    1labelho Porn Star

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    Nectarine cobbler with a scoop of icecream on top
     
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