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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Horaldo

    Horaldo Porn Surfer

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    Step Brothers Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner. Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the fuck up!
     
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  2. punkiedoo

    punkiedoo Porn Star

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    Rounders ( 1998 )

    Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
    Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
    Worm: It depends on the grip!
     
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  3. punkiedoo

    punkiedoo Porn Star

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    The Hangover

    Alan: Did you have to park so close?
    Doug: Yeah, what's wrong?
    Alan: I shouldn't be here.
    Doug : Why is that, Alan?
    Alan: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Please, whatever you do, don't wear that mask!"


    ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN
     
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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again."


    HIGH NOON
     
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  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "It's Like looking for a noodle in a haystack!"


    FLYING DOWN TO RIO
     
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  7. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Lady, I speak two languages - English and bad English
     
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  8. Rossey9186

    Rossey9186 Porn Surfer

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    I want to take his Face....Off!!! Nicolas Cage Face Off

    Royal with Cheese Samuel L Jackson Pulp Fiction
     
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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"

    THE CRYING GAME
     
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  10. lovetoshowmypussy

    lovetoshowmypussy Amateur

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    "What we have here is...... failure to communicate"-Cool Hand Luke
     
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  11. lovetoshowmypussy

    lovetoshowmypussy Amateur

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    One of my favorites, but more the opening is from the Crimson Tide Movie

    Capt. Ramsey: Mr. COB!
    Chief of the Boat: Yes, sir?
    Capt. Ramsey: You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you Mr. COB?
    Chief of the Boat: Very aware, sir!
    Capt. Ramsey: It bears a proud name, doesn't it, Mr. COB?
    Chief of the Boat: Very proud, sir!
    Capt. Ramsey: It represents fine people.
    Chief of the Boat: Very fine people, sir!
    Capt. Ramsey: Who live in a fine, outstanding state.
    Chief of the Boat: Outstanding, sir!
    Capt. Ramsey: In the greatest country in the entire world.
    Chief of the Boat: In the entire world, sir!
    Capt. Ramsey: And what is that name, Mr. COB?
    Chief of the Boat: Alabama, sir!
    Capt. Ramsey: And what do we say?
    Capt. Ramsey, Chief of the Boat: Go Bama!
    All: Roll Tide!
     
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  12. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    "We don't have to have therapy. It's for people who want to be in each other's lives."

    -Vince Vaughn as Fred Claus
     
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  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Lila: "I love you.....AND Jim."

    Ted: "Well, I love Jim, too...but let's not get TOO chummy."


    HOLIDAY INN
     
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "The next time you do not want to see anybody, just let me know, and I'll usher them right in."


    THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER
     
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  15. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Nobody needs a mink coat but the mink."


    CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT
     
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  16. PaulW88

    PaulW88 Porno Junky

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    You smell that? That's napalm, son. Nothing in else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (...) Smelled like victory. Someday this war's gonna end.

    Lt. Colonel Kilgore - Apocalypse Now (1979)

    :excited:
     
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  17. punkiedoo

    punkiedoo Porn Star

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    [demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
    Cartman: Doggy.
    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.
    [to Cartman]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "Montana".
    Cartman: Montana.
    Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
    Cartman: Pillow.
    Dr. Vosknocker: All right. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".
    Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's all right.
    Cartman: Horse fu...
    [gets shocked by the V-chip]
    Cartman: That hurts, goddamnit!
    [gets shocked again]
    Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".
    Cartman: No!
    Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!

    South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
     
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  18. RileyJ89

    RileyJ89 Porn Surfer

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    Shut Your Mouth or I'm going to Fuck it
     
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  19. sir bruno

    sir bruno Porn Surfer

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    tony montanna

    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one
     
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