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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. SexFiend4u

    SexFiend4u Porn Star

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    Climbing today's mountain.
     
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  2. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Looking for sellotape
     
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      The best jack is daniels
       
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    3. tenguy
      Hmm, in the colonies Jack is a nickname for John. I was merely attempting the correct vernaculous.
       
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    4. dirtyjedi
      True but johns can be jacks but jacks are jims.Never the two shall meet
       
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      Never heard of someone Jimming off, Jilling yes, but neither Johning or Jimming.
       
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      Stroking the slimjim?
       
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  3. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Giving a 16 lb. pissed off cat a dose of liquid medicine...
     
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      Yep and he's calming down when I give him his dose...he still has about 4 more days of med to take.
       
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      He's pretty long and has big eyes like an owl. I feed two feral cats that have been here for over 8 years!
       
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  4. Xxxbbwpuss

    Xxxbbwpuss Porn Surfer

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    I have lunch ready
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Finishing my coffee before logging on for work.
     
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  6. ironfistvk

    ironfistvk Porn Star

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      That is funny. Thanks for that
       
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  7. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    I helped to raise my 22-year-old stepson and just found out that he has corvid 19
    My ex never tells me anything
     
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      What is corvid?Is it a sports car?
       
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  8. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Just bought some chicken wings to put in my air fryer tonight. Judging from the spelling on the package they must be from Boston.

    1229201529_HDR.jpg
     
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    1. tenguy
      Bet Belichick was dropping Rs last night.
       
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    2. conroe4
      LOL, reminds me of kackies, what ya use to start the car.
       
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  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Warming up the microwave
     
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  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I've got a nice fire going and dinner's been eaten and now that I'm warm and my belly's full, I'm yawning. My life is SOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITING!!!!
     
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm doing my evening hits and drinking, dinner's been eaten and now that I'm high and my belly's full, I'm yawning and trying to stay awake till 10:00...My life is Soooo boring !!!!
     
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  12. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Just got our first measurable snowfall of the year...the roads are shit.
    I'm thinking about starting a GoFundVal page for some new tires.
    *serious inquiries only*
     
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      I didn't realise donkey carts had tyres.
       
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      I keep the donkey in the trunk as a spare.
       
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      Now it's a elephant cart?
       
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      Whatever beast of burden works, man.
      Lol!
       
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      Strap the wife to it.
       
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  13. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I hope it turns to rain when it gets Here thanks for the warning Valspar
     
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  14. Rixer

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    Today is a big day. I'm picking up groceries at the e-cart and hitting the bank's ATM for weed delivery cash. If the government ever gives banks the go ahead to use credit cards in the cannabis industry, I may never need cash again..
     
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      According to a friend of mine who has a weed store the banks have changed their policy.
      Don't know if he is full of bullshit or not.
       
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      They can take debit cards and have atms but none that I know of accept credit cards yet.
       
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    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    going uptown to pay bills, then going to work for new years eve, yippeee
     
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I just finished my dinner of ribs and a baked potato and coleslaw and warm bread with butter. So yum!!
     
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  17. DJPB

    DJPB Amateur

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    An hour into the new year, bored wide awake and just a lil bit horny.....

    suggestions please cherry ;)
     
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