When you are young, the chances are quite frequent.

As you get older, they seem to disappear.

 

Then they watch TV and say 'bring me another beer.'

Perhaps they'll prefer a drink with hard liquor instead.

 

As long as you get to mess with their head


While you're down there mumble a comment

 

Bystanders become nothing but statistics, I fear.

It's not safe to leave your house anymore.

 

Walking out the door is a good way to get your backside sore


These things I tell you, I do not lie

 

Oh my

Better we just stay inside and fuck all day

 

I hear a fuck all day will keep the doctor away.

But then... what about the night?

 

Nothing's better than sex by candle light

Soft music and good wine help set the mood

 

You could strip down naked and show them you aren't a prude.

I'd spend more time naked myself if I could.

 

@mature gina would you be on your knees as I stood?



Or maybe there is another position you like

 

I do like to position myself on the dildo bike.

Perhaps you have a dildo bike too.

 

Can I get a demonstration of it's use from you?

Just to satisfy my curiosity

 

Really, this all verbosity.

Can anyone do something for real?

 

Would you like to be spanked until you squeal?

Or perhaps just fucked roughly

 

Roughly, toughly or cuffly....



I'm in for one, two or threesome

 

With you, there won't be any boredom

Are you bringing a friend along?

 

If I bring a friend I’ll also need a bong
Don’t want to get lucid

 

So bring u and ur friend Sid

I heard he has a big.... boat

 

Might even be too big for your throat

It should be fun to practice...